oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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