Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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