No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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