Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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