She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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