Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize