My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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