I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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