i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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