i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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