yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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