apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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