well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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