You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ugly people sure do ruin things
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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