The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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