i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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