It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this hospital has no fireball
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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