are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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