do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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