come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How does it feel to date your dad?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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