thus making me awesome and them whores
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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