I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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