i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I could fuck to npr.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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