A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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