i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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