I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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