so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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