Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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