Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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