$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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