after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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