there was a trapeze. enough said
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
