Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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