I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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