Is it normal to miss your booty call?
false alarm. still invincible.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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