Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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