Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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