I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
