Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
that's an acceptable place to lick
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Your shirt... Was in my pants
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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