Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
