We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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