Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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