The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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