Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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