you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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