I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
