Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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