i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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