Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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