the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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