we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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