Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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