Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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