fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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