Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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