Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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