i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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