You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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